Laila Blue's Blog

Ten best brand names in the world From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

Bum - crisps from Spain Cool-Piss - yogurt drink from Korea Crap's - French chocolate Erektus - Romanian energy drink Fanny - strawberry jam from Peru Finger Marie - rich tea biscuits in Sweden … more

Best names for chemicals ever From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

Arsenolite - cubic arsenic trioxide Dickite - Mineral named after Alan Brugh Dick Fuchsite - green form of Muscovite Fucitol - type of alcohol devived from seaweed Fukalite - mineral found in Fuka… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (4 hours old)

Tea is for mugs.… more

Children in need From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 hours old)

I wasn't surprised to see that postmen have raised £300,000 for Children in Need. Well they have had a lot of free time lately haven't they. … more

Now this is weird - Sisters Euro Pop Metal with Demon Shouty From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (5 hours old)

The Ghost Dance sent me looking for something by the sisters and I found this by a German Goth Metal band called Crematory Like the jolly synth! … more

Ghost Dance Celebrate From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (5 hours old)

I used to love this band. Formed by Gary Marx who was one of the early guitarists with the Sisters of Mercy and Anne Marie formerly of the Skeletal Family. I saw them twice, once at the Pink Toothb… more

Mexican style chicken wraps From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 hours old)

This is something I knocked up to use some left over salad and herbs and some reduced to clear chicken and wraps. Made six burrito style wraps which served three. First into a pan goes some oil, sm… more

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 hours old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 hours old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

The Times website is going to charge money... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (23 hours old)

The Times website is going to charge money if you want to read it. I read this for nothing, in the Guardian. I have already pointed out that removal of Murdoch's biased reportage will improve the q… more

TON DID'NT GET THE JOB From spiritbird ^Pro in talking leaves (1 day old)

So Tony Blurrrrrr didn't get the job of President of Europe, shame. Cherie is really p*^^$^ off. It's not that she is going to miss having her husband as a great statesman or that he won't be able to… more

Blasphemy From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

I see that a group of 56 Islamic countries want the international community to implement laws making blasphemy a crime. This won't do. While I can respect people having belief they must not be allo… more

Pudsey Police From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

They were round this morning going from desk to desk with their little bucket. Look I have nothing against charity but it pisses me off when people are coerced into it by exerting peer pressure at… more

I'm a Celebrity Get me in Here From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

where the expenses will be brill. Call me Dave's latest idea is to put Carol Vorderman in the Lords so that she could be Minister of education in a Tory cabinet. Is he having a laugh, at this ra… more

ONE FOR THE MEN ALTHOUGH WIVES MAY BE INTERESTED From spiritbird ^Pro in talking leaves (2 days old)

For the last few weeks I have found myself needing to visit the gents a little more often than was convenient (ha-ha). I first put this down to a reaction against my medication. But then realisd that … more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 days old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more

Swordfish From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 days old)

Will I ever stay awake beyond the bit where Halle Berry is wearing those little orange pants?… more

I MISS YOU ELVIS From spiritbird ^Pro in talking leaves (3 days old)

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Lunatic Drivers From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (3 days old)

What is the problem with waiting at Traffic Lights? On my way to Sainsburys tonight this mad bitch decided not to wait at the lights but drove her fucking enormous pig ugly Rangerover around the th… more

Regulating Bloggers From Juzzzy in JD's World (3 days old)

November 18, 2009 Yes, that's what they want to do now. To tell us what we can and can't do - while they carry on fiddling their expenses. Go here to find out what I'm going on about, and follow… more

It actually never stops From barneyrulz in Angst? Me? Never. (4 days old)

John had a mini seizure today. I feel awful that my gran was on her own with him. My mum feels awful that she isn't here, although she is coming back tomorrow night now. We have to make an appointment… more

Moorcock to write Dr Who Novel From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (4 days old)

Reading the BBC News pages today I discovered that Michael Moorcock has been asked by the BBC to write an all new Dr Who novel. Ohhhhhh I thought that will be interesting given Mike's interest in mult… more

I JUST SOLD ANOTHER PAINTING From spiritbird ^Pro in talking leaves (4 days old)

I HAVE NOW SOLD 3 PAINTING AND PRINT IN THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A PROFESSIONAL ARTIST ONLY 50 years AFTER LEAVING ART SCHOOL THERE IS HOPE FOR US ALL YET… more

ABANDONED BOAT From spiritbird ^Pro in (4 days old)

ANOTHER ACRYLIC WITH A LIGHTER TOUCH… more

THE SHUTTER From spiritbird ^Pro in (4 days old)

ACRYLIC ON CANVAS A WINDOW SHUTTER IN TURKEY… more

It's silly of me, but... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (4 days old)

I just can't seem to stop myself commenting on those idiotic, automatically posted Spam blogs. Update: I had an example link here, but Rampage has heroically deleted the blog. Hurrah!… more

Thai Tales - Eighteen From Juzzzy in JD's World (5 days old)

November 16, 2009 1 WE left Koh Samui on the last flight out to Bangkok on a Friday, something after 10pm. It's an hour's flight. On arrival I turned my phone on and took a frankly awful c… more

MEME - Stolen shamlessly from Jembajr... From MagicalMysteryTour ^Pro in MAgical mySTERy tour... (6 days old)

Sociable Quiz - 20 Questions 1. Three names you go by, other than your given name: Little what is that?MagiK 2. Three screen names you've had: MMTLucid IllusionsTypical Scouse 3. Three physical thi… more